What is this madness?!

Holy cow. Holy, sacred, numinous cow!

I ... I have a job. Like, a grownup job with benefits. At a science museum. Working with volunteers and wearing a labcoat and preparing frozen sheep organs for dissection and making agar plates and cultivating bottles of algae and innoculating bacteria cultures and painting visitors' tongues blue and stuff.

Mind. BLOWN.

I start officially on the first. I am so. unbelievably. excited!